- Person: I hate musicals
- Person: They're so gay
- Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
I´m still trying to figure out what I want from life.
That requires a lot of lying on the floor.
Also I like to write.